Friends S03E23 3d
Mon, if you do get married, can I bring two guests? - You didn't break up with that fireman? - No. That was my way of telling you. Well, it turns out he's incredibly sensitive. He keeps a journal and he paints. He even showed me charcoal drawings that he drew of me. He'd prefer watercolors, but he has easy access to a lot of charcoal. So then, are you gonna dump Jason? Yeah, because I have to break up with someone. So Jason is sensitive. But now so is Vince. Plus, Vince has the body. You know? So... It's really just about the math. - Jason? - Come on in. You sounded serious on the phone. Is anything wrong? You must be Ross. - Hi. - I am Guru Saj. Listen, I gotta tell you, I've never been to a guru before, so... Well, relax. If it makes you feel any better, I've attended... ...fine medical schools in Central America. Well, let's take a look at this skin abnormality of yours. Come on, have a seat. As I suspected, it's a kundus. What's a "kundus"? I don't know. What's a kundus with you? Please lie down. I've got a salve that ought to shrink that right up. I guess it's worth a try. Sure. We should see results... Clearly not the way to go! What? What? We appear to have angered it. We? We angered it? I think I see the problem. And I'm afraid we're gonna have to use a much stronger tool. - Love. - Oh, God! Often these things are nothing more than negative energy... ...trying to escape your body. Now. This is not gonna come off unless you learn to love it, my friend. So let me hear you say, you will love the kundus. I love the kundus. There is absolutely no way this is gonna come off... ...unless you start to... What was that? Well, it's gone. - How's that? - Got caught in my watch. Lights. Romantic lights. Nice. So there was this thing I wanted to talk to you about. Oh, right. I completely forgot about that. I've been doing a lot of thinking. - And I look at my life... - Yeah. ...and I feel like I've conquered the business world. And I feel like I've conquered the intellectual world. And now I have the most beautiful woman in the world. - Wow. - But there's one thing missing. What's that? It's time for me to conquer the physical world. Okay. Monica, I wanna become... ...the Ultimate Fighting Champion. You wanna what? I wanna become the Ultimate Fighting Champion. It's the most intense physical competition in the world. It's banned in 49 states. What are you talking about? My trainer, Hoshi, is teaching me... ...a combination of Jeet Kune Do and Brazilian streetfighting. I even had my own octagon training ring designed. And I suppose you used a ring designer for that. Yeah. Monica, I want you there in the front row when I win. I want you close enough to smell the blood. What do you think? My parents will be so happy. Crazy underwear Creeping up my butt Crazy underwear Always in a rut Crazy underwear Oh, no. What is he doing here? All right, just keep playing. Keep playing. You'll get through this. You'll be fine. Okay, thank you. And as always, no one talk to me after the show. Hey. I was just passing by and saw you were playing tonight. It's kind of cool, seeing you up there. What's going on here? Who's this guy? I don't know! He just started kissing me. Get him, Vince! - What? - What? Okay. I've been dating both of you. And it's been really horrible because it's been... ...a lot of fun for me. But I like you both... ...and I didn't know how to choose. So I'm sorry. I'm just terrible. I'm a terrible person. Phoebe, relax. It's okay. I mean... We never said this was exclusive. Neither did we. So give yourself a break. - Really? - Yeah. We haven't been going out that long. Come on, we haven't even slept together yet. You haven't? - You have? - Well, this is none of my business. I can't believe this! You slept with him? Well, I made you a candlelight dinner in the park. You know, Phoebe. I'm gonna make this real easy for you. Well, that could have been really awkward. You made him a candlelight dinner in the park? Yeah, but I can do that for you. I'm gonna do that for you. I can't believe I ever went out with somebody... ...who would actually have an open flame in the middle of a wooded area! Everything's gonna be all right. Okay, Dick? Hello. I am Guru Saj. He's supposed to be a duck, right? Because otherwise... ...this is way out of my league. Yeah. He's got a really bad cough, and our vet can't do anything about it. Is there something you can do? Let me see. Let me see. Do you think you could get him to eat a bat?
