Ep.1 (Part 3)
Stop. Just stop. There's no such thing as divorcing the ketchups. You've never waitressed a day in your life. Yes, I have.
You expect me to believe you after watching that whole Temple Grandin routine? - I'm telling Lee. - Okay, okay, I may have enhanced my resume.
Enhanced? What, are we in Paris?
Please, I really need this job, okay? We lost all of our money. My trust fund was taken for legal fees. My dad is in jail.
What? What are you, Martin Channing's daughter? Where's the paper? Martin Channing? The guy who ripped off the entire city is your father.
He told us we were having a good year.
You're Caroline Channing.You're like a billionaire. Was. Was a billionaire. They froze all our assets, everything's gone. I only have what I could grab, and I grabbed all the wrong things.
- So do you know the president?
- I've met him. - He's hot. - He's the president. - Have you been to Switzerland?
- Yes.
- Do you have a horse?
- Yes.
- Do you know Paris Hilton?
- No, she's a hundred. Excuse me, uh, two hot chocolate, please.
- Comin' up. - It let me do that, please. I'm a really fast learner. I went to Wharton business school. I got 2,300 on my SAT's Can you make a hot chocolate, or not?
