Friends S03E24 3d
Excuse me, Doug? Hey there, sports fan! Bing! You got those numbers for me? No. I didn't do them. You forgot? No, I just didn't do them. Instead, I hung out with some friends and had a couple of beers. So I certainly don't deserve praise. Verbal... ...or otherwise. I got tanked myself last night. Pretty dicey drive home. Tappan Zee Bridge never looked smaller. That's okay. You're still my number-one guy! Bing! Doug! I'm a little bit uncomfortable with the way that you express yourself. Is it the swearing? Is it the constant swearing? Because I gotta tell you, if it is, you can just kiss my ass! It's not about the swearing. It's more about... ...the way that you occasionally... ...concentrate your enthusiasm... ...on my buttocks. Don't get me wrong. I appreciate the sentiment. It's just that I have a rather sensitive posterior. And besides, it's making all the other guys jealous. Well, say no more. You know, it takes guts to bring this up. Bing, you're okay. Would you rather live in the shirt pocket of a sweaty giant... ...or inside his shower drain? Oh, my God. Look. It's Ross and that girl. Look at that! It's a line of ants! They're working as a team! Right. Oh, yeah. It looks like Ross is breaking up with her. I hope he lets her down easy. Look at that! They are not breaking up! Look at them! You know what that is? A second date, that's what that is. Look, she just put her hand on his thigh. That's nothing. She's very sexually aggressive. Oh, God! It's your fault. Now he loves her. He'll marry her. It's all your fault. You said it was okay. You said she was bald! Was! Was, was, was! We can't let it happen. We have to do something. We have to break them up. Just go in there and shave her head! You owe me one bald girl! Okay, first of all, breathe. Second of all, I don't get it. Aren't you the one that decided you didn't want to be with Ross? Yes. Well, isn't he your friend? Don't you want him to be happy? So? It's just, you know, I didn't expect him to be this happy so soon. - Oh, no. - What? We killed them all! It's not as bad as it looks. It's a precaution. I'm not supposed to move my spine. Please tell me you're stopping now. I'm fine. I'd fight tonight if they'd let me. Now, see this circle I'm marking off here? This is my Zone of Terror. You are insane! You've got to give this up! I can't until I'm the ultimate fighter. I will do it. The day will come when children will argue over who will win a fight... ...me or Superman. Not that I could beat Superman, but kids are stupid. Just sit down. Please listen to me. You are terrible at this, okay? You are the worst ultimate fighter ever. Ever! I have a torn rotator cuff, a hairline fracture in my right forearm... ...and a severely bruised Adam's apple, but that really hurt. Well, then, you know what? I care about you too much to watch you hurt yourself like this. So if you have to do this, you'll have to do it without me. If you're asking me to quit... ...then you're asking me to be someone I'm not. I've got to do this. Then I've gotta go. Bye. - Monica? - Yes? Could you leave a note? I'm on painkillers... ...and I might not remember this tomorrow. So, in conclusion, the lines all go up, so I'm happy. Great job, team! Tomorrow at 8:30. Phil, nice job! Stevens, way to go! Goldberg, you maniac! I love you! - Couldn't have done it without you. - Thank you, sir. Oh, excuse me. I forgot my briefcase, you know, by accident. Of course, you did. Forgot something else too, you bastard! Well, what about you? You're not feeling left out, are you? No, not at all. That's ridiculous. Everybody else got one, and you want one too. Don't you? Yes, I do. Now, get on out of here, you! Pete Becker circles the ring. Looks like he's just trying to feel him out. - Bruiser is charging! - Run. Run, you crazy, rich freak! I can't watch this. Check it out! Pete's winning! - Really? - No! Bruiser has Becker on the canvas and is going for his favorite area! Wait! If that's his favorite area, why is he being so mean to it? This is ironic. Your last boyfriend, Richard, didn't want to have kids. From the looks of it, now Pete can't.
