Please Make Fun Of Me
- See?
Okay.
(slurps)
See, it's normal.
- There's no way that's a normal way to eat rice.
- Raf, what is that laugh?
- Sound like an alarm clock or something.
- Yeah.
(sarcastic imitations of laughter)
- Hi guys.
- Oh, hey Reka.
- Enjoying the office?
- How's your first week goin'?
- Guys, come on.
You don't have to be so polite to me just because I'm new.
Okay?
I can hang.
- Totally.
- Totally.
- What?
That's my Midwestern accent. - My Midwestern accent.
- Okay, fine.
Yes.
- You know, it's crazy.
I used to say it like toddally.
- Oh, yeah.
That.
I thinks it's okay actually.
- I actually think that's the preferred pronunciation.
- Guys.
Come on.
Just 'cause I'm new doesn't mean you have to be
so freakin' polite.
Come on!
You can make fun of me.
Make fun of me.
- You, you umm.
- You're.
Is.
- You sneeze good.
- (All in unison) Yes.
You do sneeze good.
- No!
Come on!
Just make fun of me.
Look.
Look.
My desktop is just pictures of cows.
- Uh, seems fun.
- This is my backpack.
- Trendy.
- I have a stupid small mouth.
- I do the same thing, I think.
- There is no way you do that, too, Allie,
because what I just did was flippin' stupid,
which is why you should all make fun of me!
Now, pay attention!
I call this a tennis ball.
- Ummm.
- This was my thesis film, The Forgotten Girl.
- Good.
- (mumbles) This was based on a true story.
(groans)
- And this is how I eat rice.
(crunch)
Just make fun of me!
(dramatic orchestral rise)
- Who doesn't know what a tennis ball is?
- I'm Reka drinking coffee.
Owww!
Ohhh!
- You eat bowls!
- I'm Reka.
I'm impossibly small.
- You smell like beach sand.
- No!
- You drink warm soda.
- It tastes better hot.
- You made me burn my dick with hot coffee!
- Yes.
(simultaneous exclamations create clamor)
- Okay.
Okay.
(ongoing clamorous outbursts)
That's rude!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
- (in unison) I'm Reka.
Stop making fun of me!
- 104 A.
Take one.
Mark.
(slow piano)
- I used to be a known woman.
And now, I'm but a forgotten girl.
- Hi, I'm Rafael from College Humor.
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