Friends S03E07 3d
What's this ? Isn't it cool ? - This is not the bed I ordered. - I know ! You must have won, like, a contest or something. Why is this car in my bedroom ? I'm sorry. I wasn't looking... ...and the store won't take it back because you signed for it. - When did I sign for it ? - When I was you. It's all Joey's fault, because he left his nose open ! Did you make brownies today ? - Knock, knock ! - Quick ! Take off your dress. He won't notice the bed. I'm going for sushi. Does anybody want... ? Somebody missed the off-ramp ! - It's Monica's bed. What ? - Okay. It's a racecar ! This has always been Monica's bed. You just noticed ? How self-involved are you ? If this bed isn't new, then how come there's plastic on the mattress ? Sometimes I have bad dreams. Look... ...I just saw my best friend's brain smeared across the canvas. It's not gonna be me. Not me. That was good. That was... - Tweezers ? - No. - That was really good. - Thanks. Any suggestions ? You told him to play the boxer gay ? Well, I might have said : "Super-gay." [UNCUT] Joey, the last time an actor did something this bad, a president died. [UNCUT] Lincoln. Booth. [UNCUT] Something happened at the tunnel ? You're this guy's teacher. How could you do this ? Because, Monica, the guy's so good. And I really, really want this part. Well, if you really, really want it, then it's okay. - Hi, Daddy. - Baby. - Ross. - Dr. Greene, how are you ? Thanks for dinner last night. Thank you for teaching me a valuable lesson. Nice hair. What did you do, swim here ? That's it. I can't take it anymore. What ? He's interested in you. He likes your hair. - He just wants to know how you got here. - Oh, please. - It's hopeless. I'm just gonna go. - What ? Ross... - I'm sorry. It's just... - Ross ? What's with the neck ? He has this thing. I keep telling him to go to my chiropractor. You still going to him ? That man couldn't get into med school in lxtapa ! Thank you. That's what I keep saying. Excuse me, Dr. Bobby happens to be an excellent doctor. Wait a minute. His name is Dr. Bobby ? - That's his last name. - And his first name. He's Bobby Bobby ? It's Robert Bobby. And excuse me, he helps me. - Please. Ask her how. - What do you need help for ? My alignment. One leg's shorter than the other. - Oh, my God. - Argue with that. It's true ! My right leg is two inches shorter ! Come on, you're just tilting ! - Her legs are fine. - I know that. - So why do you let her go to him ? - "Let her" ? She doesn't listen to me about renter's insurance either. Wait a minute, you don't have renter's insurance ? What if you're robbed ? How will you run after the robber with one leg shorter than the other ? - Would you like some juice ? - I'd love some juice. This is going so well ! Did you see us ? Did you see ? Yeah, honey. I was standing right there. Why don't you tell him about the mole I haven't checked yet ? Excellent ! There will come a time in each of your careers... ...when you'll have a chance to screw over another soap opera actor. I had such an opportunity in the recent present. And I'm ashamed to say... ...that I took it. I advised a fellow actor to play a role... ...homosexually. We both auditioned for the part... ...and as it turned out... ...they... They liked the stupid gay thing and cast him. And now... ...he's got a two-year contract opposite... ...Susan Lucci... ...the first lady of daytime television. And me ? Me, I'm stuck here teaching a bunch of people... ...most of whom are too ugly to even be on TV. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Thank you. - May I help you ? - Yes, hi. We spoke earlier. I'm the lady stuck with the racecar bed. Look, it's like I told you. There's nothing I can do. You signed for it. "Monica Felula Geller." All right, jester man, we wanna see the King. Nobody sees the King. - Okay. I'm talking to the King. - Hey, you can't go back there ! Oh, my God. Watch it, lady ! Hey, good-looking. All right, I'll leave. My bed's so boring.
